Showing posts with label Assorted Geekery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Assorted Geekery. Show all posts

Monday, 21 May 2012

Assorted Geekery: HARDCORE


HARDCORE


Some good news: made it to 1000 views yesterday which was nice, bad news: exams around the corner and feeling ill, L so short review and that’s it for today.


This is one of the new released issues for 2012’s pilot week type thing so I thought I give it ago because the one or two worded “in your face” titles seem to have some worth to them, so HARDCORE joins the ranks of “Forgetless, Hell Yeah and Kick Ass” in short snappy titles.

This one does have an interesting plot though, an assassin known as Drake using other bodies to kill targets that they originally wouldn’t be able to get close to without years of planning; instead they use a device called “Hardcore” which allows a person who looks like this (Drake):

Do this:


So this assassin kills someone in a totally different body, aiming for the quick and clean sort of thing. It reminds me a little of assassin’s creed, but you invade people and completely take over them. So its more like playing a video game with real people.

 They try to add some pseudo-science which is sort of believable, shoot the hardcore chip into back of targets neck so you can invade brain stem and take over. Would have thought the victim would be a bit confused by the whole something just went into back of their neck.

 I also would have thought that would cause a considerable amount of pain if there is like some sort of bondage from within.

But that’s just thinking too much into the detail, must remind ourselves it’s not real. Like the fact it may have been easier to just control the actual target and make them kill themselves or whatever, but I suppose some people are harder to get to than others, although there is no problem with getting people who are close to said target.

In this issue you are introduced to the hardcore program, its user, demonstrations of action sequences, which actually run quite smoothly art wise because usually action sequences can look robotic but this pulls it off quite well I Think:


It also introduces Marcus the antagonist, who is the original creator of hardcore, who was thrown off the program after he made it. As well as Drake having a better physical record than him, because you need to be strong apparently to use the program, and if the physical likeness of the person you’re controlling is the same as you, the easier the process. Obviously…

But yeah, Marcus invades the site location because he’s all jealous and pull of pride etc, what all villains usually have in common, and has left Drake within a body that is meant to kill someone, because in true villain fashion, why take the easy way out and shoot Drake where he stands in that tub you saw earlier.  He even says “don’t plug out, Or I’ll shoot you” basically, not a direct quote…

I dont even think Drake did much wrong, he's basically a grunt? Confused at this prospect
This is Marcus with a really strangely drawn face, he doesnt look like this in other panels, funny how they put effort into drawing the female face 

Oh he also has 72 hours, cause the hardcore chip dissolves after this and if your still in the body by then, bad stuff hits the metaphorical fan I guess.

I may pick up this comic again but it won’t be my first choice, I did enjoy it but it didn’t convey enough in 25 pages to make me want more.

All images belong to creators and what not, but the images stem from my copy of the issue Hardcore.
No other assorted Geekery today because I feel crappy, but there will be more tomorrow.

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Until next time: Fluff My Llama

Sunday, 20 May 2012

Assorted Geekery: Avengers Assemble


Avengers Assemble Issue 1

 You have most likely seen the movie… now there is another comic to go along with it.



So Marvel has created “Avengers Assemble” in Comic Book form which doesn’t seem to have anything to do with the movie (except the name), even though there is a gigantic amount of continuity and even more avengers titles out there, and now there is another one.

At first I thought it would have been a companion to the movie like what happens after or before, whatever, but no its not, it focuses on these guys:


But every other bloody avenger is there including Red Hulk and Spider-Man, only thing that seems to be new is the introduction to the Avengers Tower which was hinted in the movie.

The issue is basically introducing a new threat (because what else would it be?) known as Zodiac who are a team of villains wanting to evil and what not, probably some world domination included, they are named after Zodiac creatures such as Cancer and Taurus, and have powers like this but its not really clear why they have these powers as of yet.


So yep the Avengers are assembling to take care of this new threat, and that’s about it. Seriously that is it. Hulk makes an appearance (The Green one) but he’s randomly in Hulk form rather than Bruce Banner, and he runs into one of the Zodiac members who are stealing unknown stuff, obviously to do with the Zodiac’s Order. Even a guy called General “Whedon” makes an appearance, subtle nod to Joss Whedon the director of the film?

So maybe the other issues are good (there are only 3 so far), but this one was not great, It seemed kind of forced to be honest, art looked fine and what not. Just something doesn’t sit right with me, maybe it’s because calling “Avengers Assemble” makes it a lot less serious, and it appears to sound like what the power rangers would scream before going into some crappy battle.  So cheesy.
SO DAMN CHEESEY

Only learnt one thing from reading this comic



Nor do you steal from people! all pictures come from my copy of the issue but all content belongs to marvel and all that jazz.

Other Assorted Geekery

Community Goes 8-Bit

Only just started watching the amazing tv show community but I got through the first 2 seasons in about 3 days (yay procrastination) and its popularity has spawned lots of art and random things, but this is one of my favourites:
http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/18/58/e442c14856cafcdfd189f54afe53031f-community-goes-8-bit.jpg


If you’ve never watched it, I strongly suggest you do its better than basically every other comedy out there apart from Big Bang Theory of course. It mixes sarcasm with random situations and it’s just genuinely clever. I'll talk about it more another time.

One of the most random things I have ever seen

I suggest you have loud volume for this, it is quiet but amazing.


Not Much To say about this one


OMG WTF?
Until Next Time.



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